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  • John and the Captain Try Not to Go Gay

    It’s a Captain and John show, Gary ask them to not do a gay show. The Captain and John talk about giant penises John built a computer Steven King – Perv? We talk about the kid orgy in the book John does not like clo...
  • The 30 Minute Poop

    Gary poops, people talk Do you rat on a rat how ratted on you…rat John has another “Am I gay if…” question The Captain’s stepson vs a mean cop Our trippy drug stories Be Kind ReWind…
  • The Boys Prepare Hurricane Irma

    How we are preparing How would your family make out in a natural disaster What would be in your “Go Bag” The Captain loves Joel Osteen What job could you fake and make The Captain – Professional skateboarder B...
  • The Captain and Dragons

    John had a medical scare, the guys try and diagnose We spend the majority of the episode trying to convince the Captain that he should watch Game of Thrones The old Wrestling is just like Superhero movies argument The Captain&#...
 
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John and the Captain Try Not to Go Gay

It’s a Captain and John show, Gary ask them to not do a gay show. The Captain and John talk about giant penises John built a computer Steven King – Perv? We talk about the kid orgy in the book John does not like clo...


The 30 Minute Poop

Gary poops, people talk Do you rat on a rat how ratted on you…rat John has another “Am I gay if…” question The Captain’s stepson vs a mean cop Our trippy drug stories Be Kind ReWind…


The Boys Prepare Hurricane Irma

How we are preparing How would your family make out in a natural disaster What would be in your “Go Bag” The Captain loves Joel Osteen What job could you fake and make The Captain – Professional skateboarder B...


The Captain and Dragons

John had a medical scare, the guys try and diagnose We spend the majority of the episode trying to convince the Captain that he should watch Game of Thrones The old Wrestling is just like Superhero movies argument The Captain&#...


The Captain and John Meet Philly Jesus

The Captain get a very strange request The Captain and John meet Philly Jesus Gary gets a very expensive projector, John tells him why it is a mistake How to watch the fight…for free!! Gary and our producer Cheryl have an...


Total Eclipse of the Show

This is actually the second show we recorded this week, the first you would have to pay us to release. As recommended by our producer we try to bring some levity to the show Neck tattoos and a special appearance by The Captain&...


The Three Amigos Ride Again

We are all back this week! The Captain had a “crazy” week Gary’s friend was in an accident We try to cheer the show up with a little North Korea talk Wheel of Topics – Best home cooked meals Farts and th...


Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...