Breitling has Successfully Made the Jetpack
The Interrobang reports:
Except they call it Jetman and they gotta launch you out of a helicopter first before it can really get going. That being said, it’s exactly what you thought it be when you were a kid, you got wings and some jets strapped to your back and you’re effectively flying. Oh one last thing. You still look like an idiot when it’s time to land. You just fall to the earth like the elephant in Project Dumbo.