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The Three Amigos Ride Again

We are all back this week! The Captain had a “crazy” week Gary’s friend was in an accident We try to cheer the show up with a little North Korea talk Wheel of Topics – Best home cooked meals Farts and th...


Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...



The Bipolar Mania Show!

John is having a bad week The bus ladies strike again Pooping your pants The Captain’s Dad and the dirty sock We talk about our mental health issues The Captain is bipolar  – John’s general anxiety disorder T...


The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show

The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show John has a question for the guys What the kids today mean when they say they are “talking” to someone the Captain learns some slang The wheel of topics Best president e...



Dating the Captain’s Daughter

Gary is one of the good riders, despite all the accidents why we rescheduled The Captain has Questions John is running daddy day care the captains awkward experience – caught in the act dating the captain’s daughter, wi...


Gary’s Day In Court Part 2

Gary is back in front of the judge We go to the fashion police Kohls Cash The Captain is going to the Warped Tour Wheel of Topics Our Laminated Lists Comment with Facebook



Gary Picks a Winner

The gangsta rap live read for our new sponsor Amazon Did Gary listen to last week? Gary decides the winner of which story was gayer We have a winner More guy on guy stories from our youth Wheel of topics Which summer movies ar...


The Captain Show Featuring John

Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...



Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...


John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Comment with Facebook



Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...


Gary Joins the Show from Jail

We get an update on Gary’s court battle To wear a tie or not to wear a tie, that is the question Brothers and sisters! We have a therapy session with the Captain What is our favorite mantras?   Comment with Facebook



Do not listen to this if we are dead

Is Gary going to jail? THE MALWARE CONSPIRACY THE CHRIS CORNELL CONSPIRACY Cheryl is Wonder Woman What would we not want our kids to hear Comment with Facebook


Worst Jobs Ever, Trump This Trump That

We start with some always positive Trump talk Worst jobs ever Mopping up….. Wheel of topics The most depressing show ever, and then hilarity ensues   Comment with Facebook



Gary and John Choose a Religion

Gary gives a post nap review of Guardians of the Galaxy Explaining the movie in Wrestling talk to the Captain Cinco de Mayo celebrations, The Captain drinks some Mexican beer The new health care plan Trump is a dick We need to ...


Union vs The Military – The Captain vs Eagles Fans – John vs The Traveling Salesman

We talk about one of Gary’s recent Facebook battles The Captain at the NFL draft in Philadelphia Kicking peoples babies John gets a visit from a traveling salesman Comment with Facebook





 
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