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The Fire at Gary’s House

Gary had a fire at his house The Captain and Jon do a little arson investigation Gary say’s Kat Williams sounds like Steve Urkel…no one believes him at first but the evidence is over whelming We do a wheel of topics...


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Watch the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi and see it in theaters December 15. Get your tickets now: http://www.fandango.com/lastjedi Visit Star Wars at http://www.starwars.com Subscribe to Star Wars on YouTube at http:...



The “My Dad killed a cat story”

We each talk about how our weeks went YouTube channels make a lot of money John’s dads SPCA / cat story The wheel of topics Gary likes smart humor The “Prove to John there is an ocean” GoFundMe campaign Commen...


John and the Captain Try Not to Go Gay

It’s a Captain and John show, Gary ask them to not do a gay show. The Captain and John talk about giant penises John built a computer Steven King – Perv? We talk about the kid orgy in the book John does not like clo...



The 30 Minute Poop

Gary poops, people talk Do you rat on a rat how ratted on you…rat John has another “Am I gay if…” question The Captain’s stepson vs a mean cop Our trippy drug stories Comment with Facebook


The Captain and Dragons

John had a medical scare, the guys try and diagnose We spend the majority of the episode trying to convince the Captain that he should watch Game of Thrones The old Wrestling is just like Superhero movies argument The Captain&#...



The Captain and John Meet Philly Jesus

The Captain get a very strange request The Captain and John meet Philly Jesus Gary gets a very expensive projector, John tells him why it is a mistake How to watch the fight…for free!! Gary and our producer Cheryl have an...


Total Eclipse of the Show

This is actually the second show we recorded this week, the first you would have to pay us to release. As recommended by our producer we try to bring some levity to the show Neck tattoos and a special appearance by The Captain&...



The Three Amigos Ride Again

We are all back this week! The Captain had a “crazy” week Gary’s friend was in an accident We try to cheer the show up with a little North Korea talk Wheel of Topics – Best home cooked meals Farts and th...


Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...



The Bipolar Mania Show!

John is having a bad week The bus ladies strike again Pooping your pants The Captain’s Dad and the dirty sock We talk about our mental health issues The Captain is bipolar  – John’s general anxiety disorder T...


The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show

The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show John has a question for the guys What the kids today mean when they say they are “talking” to someone the Captain learns some slang The wheel of topics Best president e...



Dating the Captain’s Daughter

Gary is one of the good riders, despite all the accidents why we rescheduled The Captain has Questions John is running daddy day care the captains awkward experience – caught in the act dating the captain’s daughter, wi...


Gary’s Day In Court Part 2

Gary is back in front of the judge We go to the fashion police Kohls Cash The Captain is going to the Warped Tour Wheel of Topics Our Laminated Lists Comment with Facebook



Gary Picks a Winner

The gangsta rap live read for our new sponsor Amazon Did Gary listen to last week? Gary decides the winner of which story was gayer We have a winner More guy on guy stories from our youth Wheel of topics Which summer movies ar...


The Captain Show Featuring John

Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...





 
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