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#1 ON TRENDING Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer (Official)

Watch the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi and see it in theaters December 15. Get your tickets now: http://www.fandango.com/lastjedi Visit Star Wars at http://www.starwars.com Subscribe to Star Wars on YouTube at http:...


The “My Dad killed a cat story”

We each talk about how our weeks went YouTube channels make a lot of money John’s dads SPCA / cat story The wheel of topics Gary likes smart humor The “Prove to John there is an ocean” GoFundMe campaign Commen...



The 30 Minute Poop

Gary poops, people talk Do you rat on a rat how ratted on you…rat John has another “Am I gay if…” question The Captain’s stepson vs a mean cop Our trippy drug stories Comment with Facebook


The Captain and Dragons

John had a medical scare, the guys try and diagnose We spend the majority of the episode trying to convince the Captain that he should watch Game of Thrones The old Wrestling is just like Superhero movies argument The Captain&#...



Total Eclipse of the Show

This is actually the second show we recorded this week, the first you would have to pay us to release. As recommended by our producer we try to bring some levity to the show Neck tattoos and a special appearance by The Captain&...


The Three Amigos Ride Again

We are all back this week! The Captain had a “crazy” week Gary’s friend was in an accident We try to cheer the show up with a little North Korea talk Wheel of Topics – Best home cooked meals Farts and th...



Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...


The Bipolar Mania Show!

John is having a bad week The bus ladies strike again Pooping your pants The Captain’s Dad and the dirty sock We talk about our mental health issues The Captain is bipolar  – John’s general anxiety disorder T...



The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show

The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show John has a question for the guys What the kids today mean when they say they are “talking” to someone the Captain learns some slang The wheel of topics Best president e...


Dating the Captain’s Daughter

Gary is one of the good riders, despite all the accidents why we rescheduled The Captain has Questions John is running daddy day care the captains awkward experience – caught in the act dating the captain’s daughter, wi...



Gary’s Day In Court Part 2

Gary is back in front of the judge We go to the fashion police Kohls Cash The Captain is going to the Warped Tour Wheel of Topics Our Laminated Lists Comment with Facebook


Gary Picks a Winner

The gangsta rap live read for our new sponsor Amazon Did Gary listen to last week? Gary decides the winner of which story was gayer We have a winner More guy on guy stories from our youth Wheel of topics Which summer movies ar...



Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...


John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Comment with Facebook



Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...


Worst Jobs Ever, Trump This Trump That

We start with some always positive Trump talk Worst jobs ever Mopping up….. Wheel of topics The most depressing show ever, and then hilarity ensues   Comment with Facebook





 
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