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Black Friday Shopping – Happy Thanksgiving Last Week

The Captain burned his foot off There’s a baby in the Captain’s house Is it gay if it happened a 25 years ago? How was your Thanksgiving? The only Henderson left in the world Getting caught spanking it Garol Murkel ...


I Love You Friend – Evil Corporations

Gary get’s a write up in a magazine Do you tell your friend “I love you” John and Jon said “I love you” to each other Sophia sits in on the show for a minute Are the corporations the ones behind ma...



The “My Dad killed a cat story”

We each talk about how our weeks went YouTube channels make a lot of money John’s dads SPCA / cat story The wheel of topics Gary likes smart humor The “Prove to John there is an ocean” GoFundMe campaign Commen...


The 30 Minute Poop

Gary poops, people talk Do you rat on a rat how ratted on you…rat John has another “Am I gay if…” question The Captain’s stepson vs a mean cop Our trippy drug stories Comment with Facebook



The Boys Prepare Hurricane Irma

How we are preparing How would your family make out in a natural disaster What would be in your “Go Bag” The Captain loves Joel Osteen What job could you fake and make The Captain – Professional skateboarder C...


The Captain and John Meet Philly Jesus

The Captain get a very strange request The Captain and John meet Philly Jesus Gary gets a very expensive projector, John tells him why it is a mistake How to watch the fight…for free!! Gary and our producer Cheryl have an...



Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...


Union vs The Military – The Captain vs Eagles Fans – John vs The Traveling Salesman

We talk about one of Gary’s recent Facebook battles The Captain at the NFL draft in Philadelphia Kicking peoples babies John gets a visit from a traveling salesman Comment with Facebook



Mark Bunker vs Scientology and Zombie Kids

Very special guest Mark Bunker joins us to talk about Scientology and  the media he produces Mark is number 7 on the “Top 25 people crippling Scientology” list He won an Emmy and now can call himself a guest on the...


Heroes, All of Us are Heroes

Gary – Union Hero – the UAW for the Win Captain – Bargain Hero – $500 shoes for $4 John – Bus Hero – Saves everyone on a bus, makes everyone late for work Comment with Facebook



Betsy DeVos – UAW – Fighting – Tom Brady the GOAT

Gary and the UAW Tom Brady the GOAT? Lady GaGa and the drones Betsy DeVos interview, she does not research herself well “West Canada” ? Comment with Facebook


We Join the Resistance

Cheryl’s wheel of topics !! We Join the Resistance We each went to a protest this week The Captain’s was a “gay rage party” Gary Fights for 15 John joins two protest, one for support and one for convenie...



Both Popes and Mr T – The 2016 Year in Review Special

We review 2016 A couple of people died, we go through them We give our picks for celebrity deaths in 2017 Comment with Facebook


Matisyahu vs Katie Loo (Interview)

We have a guest straight out of the headlines this week. A Matisyahu fan posted about her disappointment in his show she attended, how did he respond? Oh well but calling her baby “ugly as fuck” The Captain  is a f...



The Halfassed Podcast and Comic Con 2016

We report to you all we learned at Comic Con 2016 in San Diego (from the internet) All the Marvel shows coming to Netflix The Justice League might be good Why a Batman TV show would be great This week in religion / this week in...


The Halfassed Podcast Goes to Jupiter

This week in religion – This week in science Juno on it’s way to Jupiter Captain America – Hail Hydra Game of Thrones steals our idea Tyrion the Targaryen John’s totally true fact of the week Comment wit...





 
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