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I Love You Friend – Evil Corporations

Gary get’s a write up in a magazine Do you tell your friend “I love you” John and Jon said “I love you” to each other Sophia sits in on the show for a minute Are the corporations the ones behind ma...


The Fire at Gary’s House

Gary had a fire at his house The Captain and Jon do a little arson investigation Gary say’s Kat Williams sounds like Steve Urkel…no one believes him at first but the evidence is over whelming We do a wheel of topics...



#1 ON TRENDING Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer (Official)

Watch the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi and see it in theaters December 15. Get your tickets now: http://www.fandango.com/lastjedi Visit Star Wars at http://www.starwars.com Subscribe to Star Wars on YouTube at http:...


The “My Dad killed a cat story”

We each talk about how our weeks went YouTube channels make a lot of money John’s dads SPCA / cat story The wheel of topics Gary likes smart humor The “Prove to John there is an ocean” GoFundMe campaign Commen...



John and the Captain Try Not to Go Gay

It’s a Captain and John show, Gary ask them to not do a gay show. The Captain and John talk about giant penises John built a computer Steven King – Perv? We talk about the kid orgy in the book John does not like clo...


The Boys Prepare Hurricane Irma

How we are preparing How would your family make out in a natural disaster What would be in your “Go Bag” The Captain loves Joel Osteen What job could you fake and make The Captain – Professional skateboarder C...



The Captain and Dragons

John had a medical scare, the guys try and diagnose We spend the majority of the episode trying to convince the Captain that he should watch Game of Thrones The old Wrestling is just like Superhero movies argument The Captain&#...


Total Eclipse of the Show

This is actually the second show we recorded this week, the first you would have to pay us to release. As recommended by our producer we try to bring some levity to the show Neck tattoos and a special appearance by The Captain&...



Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...


The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show

The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show John has a question for the guys What the kids today mean when they say they are “talking” to someone the Captain learns some slang The wheel of topics Best president e...



Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...


John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Comment with Facebook



Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...


Gary Joins the Show from Jail

We get an update on Gary’s court battle To wear a tie or not to wear a tie, that is the question Brothers and sisters! We have a therapy session with the Captain What is our favorite mantras?   Comment with Facebook



Do not listen to this if we are dead

Is Gary going to jail? THE MALWARE CONSPIRACY THE CHRIS CORNELL CONSPIRACY Cheryl is Wonder Woman What would we not want our kids to hear Comment with Facebook


Gary and John Choose a Religion

Gary gives a post nap review of Guardians of the Galaxy Explaining the movie in Wrestling talk to the Captain Cinco de Mayo celebrations, The Captain drinks some Mexican beer The new health care plan Trump is a dick We need to ...





 
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