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I Love You Friend – Evil Corporations

Gary get’s a write up in a magazine Do you tell your friend “I love you” John and Jon said “I love you” to each other Sophia sits in on the show for a minute Are the corporations the ones behind ma...


The “My Dad killed a cat story”

We each talk about how our weeks went YouTube channels make a lot of money John’s dads SPCA / cat story The wheel of topics Gary likes smart humor The “Prove to John there is an ocean” GoFundMe campaign Commen...



Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...


Gary and John Choose a Religion

Gary gives a post nap review of Guardians of the Galaxy Explaining the movie in Wrestling talk to the Captain Cinco de Mayo celebrations, The Captain drinks some Mexican beer The new health care plan Trump is a dick We need to ...



Union vs The Military – The Captain vs Eagles Fans – John vs The Traveling Salesman

We talk about one of Gary’s recent Facebook battles The Captain at the NFL draft in Philadelphia Kicking peoples babies John gets a visit from a traveling salesman Comment with Facebook


The WrestleMania Special and Colon Sex

Last time we did a wrestling special the Captain was a guest expert, now he is just an expert The Captain explains wrestling to a drunk guy Cheryl joins the show The Undertaker The titles of our documentaries would be…. W...



Mark Bunker vs Scientology and Zombie Kids

Very special guest Mark Bunker joins us to talk about Scientology and  the media he produces Mark is number 7 on the “Top 25 people crippling Scientology” list He won an Emmy and now can call himself a guest on the...


Both Popes and Mr T – The 2016 Year in Review Special

We review 2016 A couple of people died, we go through them We give our picks for celebrity deaths in 2017 Comment with Facebook



Thanksgiving and the Food Bank

We talk about our Thanksgivings Fire at the Captain’s home The Captain shuts down a food bank The Captain and John explain what row homes are Wednesday before Thanksgiving, the biggest drinking night in the entire univers...


Bill Cosby gets Trump’s nod for Department of Women’s Rights

In an very un-surprising move, president elect Donald Trump has nominated Bill “grab em by the pussy” Cosby as his director of Women’s Rights. When asked for comment Mr Trump said “No one respects women ...



Guilty Pleasures – Thomas McCann 2016

A recap of the Shavenning  We talk about our guilty pleasure songs The last debate…finally The big announcement from Gary and the Captain Comment with Facebook


The Shavenning – A Halfassed Podcast Tragedy

This weekend a thing happened. Some may say “it was a sad thing”, some might say “who the fuck cares” and others maybe still be trying to get over the pain this morning.   It all started with an ann...



Pets – The Debate – When Your Boss Calls You Chris Farley

We learn the Captain’s new nick name at work The Captain and John reenact the debates for Gary Our last episode killed Gary’s Dog This is a show with more topics to list then there is room for, so just listen Commen...


Halfassed Podcast – Split Brain Theory and a Gorilla

Gary is playing a lot of playstation Gary wants John to get a PS4 A heartwarming story from Gary’s childhood John explains ransomware to Gary The creepiness of the Split Brain theory Gary – King of anal John and his...



Woman Snowboarding While Being Chased by a Bear – Video

Holy shit. Imagine going to uploading your snowboarding video I can only imagine since I would probably die from snowboarding alone) and finding out a bear was chasing you. Holy shit. Full story at mic.com Kelly Murphy was snow...


Halfassed Podcast – Facebook is Watching You

Halfassed Podcast – Facebook is Watching You St Patty’s Day, John didn’t wear green Jared gets his ass kicked Trump gets hacked John gets a 72 hour ban on facebook Did something awful happen to John with a clo...





 
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