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Mark Bunker vs Scientology and Zombie Kids

Very special guest Mark Bunker joins us to talk about Scientology and  the media he produces Mark is number 7 on the “Top 25 people crippling Scientology” list He won an Emmy and now can call himself a guest on the...


Both Popes and Mr T – The 2016 Year in Review Special

We review 2016 A couple of people died, we go through them We give our picks for celebrity deaths in 2017 (13) Comment with Facebook



Thanksgiving and the Food Bank

We talk about our Thanksgivings Fire at the Captain’s home The Captain shuts down a food bank The Captain and John explain what row homes are Wednesday before Thanksgiving, the biggest drinking night in the entire univers...


Bill Cosby gets Trump’s nod for Department of Women’s Rights

In an very un-surprising move, president elect Donald Trump has nominated Bill “grab em by the pussy” Cosby as his director of Women’s Rights. When asked for comment Mr Trump said “No one respects women ...



Guilty Pleasures – Thomas McCann 2016

A recap of the Shavenning  We talk about our guilty pleasure songs The last debate…finally The big announcement from Gary and the Captain (11) Comment with Facebook


The Shavenning – A Halfassed Podcast Tragedy

This weekend a thing happened. Some may say “it was a sad thing”, some might say “who the fuck cares” and others maybe still be trying to get over the pain this morning.   It all started with an ann...



Pets – The Debate – When Your Boss Calls You Chris Farley

We learn the Captain’s new nick name at work The Captain and John reenact the debates for Gary Our last episode killed Gary’s Dog This is a show with more topics to list then there is room for, so just listen (30) C...


Halfassed Podcast – Split Brain Theory and a Gorilla

Gary is playing a lot of playstation Gary wants John to get a PS4 A heartwarming story from Gary’s childhood John explains ransomware to Gary The creepiness of the Split Brain theory Gary – King of anal John and his...



Woman Snowboarding While Being Chased by a Bear – Video

Holy shit. Imagine going to uploading your snowboarding video I can only imagine since I would probably die from snowboarding alone) and finding out a bear was chasing you. Holy shit. Full story at mic.com Kelly Murphy was snow...


Halfassed Podcast – Facebook is Watching You

Halfassed Podcast – Facebook is Watching You St Patty’s Day, John didn’t wear green Jared gets his ass kicked Trump gets hacked John gets a 72 hour ban on facebook Did something awful happen to John with a clo...



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Conspiracy Time! – Is Katy Perry actually JonBenét Ramsey?

Is Katy Perry actually JonBenét Ramsey? This one is a doosey .  I’ve always been a fan of Katy Perry’s ummmm….music? No, boobs…definitly boobs. Anyway there is a fun cconspiracy out there that she is i...


Bottled Air – Yep, It’s Over Folks…Earth Done

A UK businessman is the latest entrepreneur to vend an unusual luxury product: air bottled in a bucolic setting and exported to pollution-choked cities in China. Since launching a few weeks ago, Aethaer has sold some 180 jars o...



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If You Love It Then You Better Put a Ring IN It – Vaginal Ring With Drug Lowers H.I.V. Rates

Beyonce was on to something! Put a ring on it, or in it. Your vagina. It’s good for you. Vaginal Ring With Drug Lowers H.I.V. Rates in African Women more story @ the guardian.com A flexible and inexpensive ring that is in...


NASA Reveals Astronauts Heard Unexplained ‘Music’ At The Moon

NASA Reveals Astronauts Heard Unexplained ‘Music’ At The Moon Maybe Kayne recorded an album and sent it back through time. I mean in his own words he is a genius and the greatest living artist in our life time right? Read m...



Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Cast and Teaser Image Released

Damn this is going to feel like a loooong wait. But holy shit are we excited! More info @ comingsoon.net Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 cast and teaser image revealed! Marvel Studios has begun principal photography at Pinewood ...


The Halfassed Podcast, Death, Taxes and the Blizzard

The Halfassed Podcast, Death and Taxes Gary gets banned from Facebook…Kiss our asses Scott Walker, you have plenty of free time The blizzard in new jersey a super depressing news story John eats tainted salad , hehe…tainted...





 
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