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NASA Reveals Astronauts Heard Unexplained ‘Music’ At The Moon

NASA Reveals Astronauts Heard Unexplained ‘Music’ At The Moon Maybe Kayne recorded an album and sent it back through time. I mean in his own words he is a genius and the greatest living artist in our life time right? Read m...


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Cast and Teaser Image Released

Damn this is going to feel like a loooong wait. But holy shit are we excited! More info @ comingsoon.net Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 cast and teaser image revealed! Marvel Studios has begun principal photography at Pinewood ...



The Halfassed Podcast, Death, Taxes and the Blizzard

The Halfassed Podcast, Death and Taxes Gary gets banned from Facebook…Kiss our asses Scott Walker, you have plenty of free time The blizzard in new jersey a super depressing news story John eats tainted salad , hehe…tainted...


The Halfassed Podcast and a Happy New Year

The Halfassed Podcast and a Happy New Year on this episode: Gary’s Wonder Women PJs Mike and a frozen Chicago John’s Christmas Drone Who is Chip Kelly anyway Tamir Rice Self Improvement The Star War galaxy has the worst pa...



The Halfassed Podcast and Conspiracy Theories

The Halfassed Podcast and Conspiracy Theories The Podcast gets NASA extra funding, because we said so Which ones do you believe?  comment below! One of us believes 911 did not happen the way they say it did Moon landing? JFK b...


Common Misconceptions – Everything I Thought I Knew is Wrong

Yep, we were all lied to. Too bad we didn’t have the internet back when our elders were filling our heads with lies. It’s not actually their fault either. There was no way for them to fact check either. Sharks do ge...



Podcast – The John John Johnny John Show…with gary

Gary wants to buzz his head John has a Movember mustache ….NOT John the show pony New show title Rosetta Space craft and the probe that landed on a fucking comet Dummies that care more about Kardashian ass then scientific...


Between Two Ferns With Bradley Pits and Louis C.K.

This wonderfully intentionally awkward show is back, check it out Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt from Zach Galifianakis Comment with Facebook



Strange Radio Signals from Deep Space

“Our result is important because it eliminates any doubt that these radio bursts are truly of cosmic origin,” says McGill’s Professor Victoria Kaspi. It seems like it is only a matter of time now before we hav...


James Merendino director of SLC Punk talks about the upcoming sequel (Podcast)

On this very special super fantastic not gay but very curious episode we interview the director James Merendino. James is best known for his film SLC Punk and is now getting ready to start production on Punks Dead. We invite a...



Robots Teach One Another To Play Pac-Man #WEALLGONNADIE

Story found at our new favorite website iflscience.com (I Fucking Love Science) Robots Teach One Another To Play Pac-Man With it coming nearer to the day when humans will have in-home robotic helpers, it would be much more cohe...


Snow Day: Everyone Gary Knows is Dead – Podcast

Topics Today Include: Will John have a snow day The gilded age of capitalism IE Wage Slavers. NET NEUTRALITY Gary tries one liners Netflix is hated by internet providers We learn what the snow in Philly is actually made of John...



Googling Google – Podcast

We talk about: Google and their plans for world domination Google money Google Google Possibility of life out there and what will they think of Google We get a weather report from news copter Fred YMCA – In Space! Comment...


May we present – Ice JJ Fish – On The Floor (Official Music Video)

The best part of this is he is NOT joking. For reals. You are welcome…. IceJJFish – On The Floor You’ve heard his music.. you’ve seen his moves.. you asked for it and the time has finally come.. This is ...



Tetris Aliens On Their Way – Podcast

Tetris Aliens On Their Way – The Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John Tonight the show features the two best guest we have ever had, us. That’s right finally a show that is JUST Gary and John again. Back to the basi...


Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For U.K.

Now that’s a headline! It’s the beginning of either a disaster movie or a Disney movie. Either way people will die. Story at Gawker.com: A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats is floating somewhere off the coast o...





 
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