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The Halfassed Podcast and Conspiracy Theories

The Halfassed Podcast and Conspiracy Theories The Podcast gets NASA extra funding, because we said so Which ones do you believe?  comment below! One of us believes 911 did not happen the way they say it did Moon landing? JFK b...


Common Misconceptions – Everything I Thought I Knew is Wrong

Yep, we were all lied to. Too bad we didn’t have the internet back when our elders were filling our heads with lies. It’s not actually their fault either. There was no way for them to fact check either. Sharks do ge...



Podcast – The John John Johnny John Show…with gary

Gary wants to buzz his head John has a Movember mustache ….NOT John the show pony New show title Rosetta Space craft and the probe that landed on a fucking comet Dummies that care more about Kardashian ass then scientific...


Between Two Ferns With Bradley Pits and Louis C.K.

This wonderfully intentionally awkward show is back, check it out Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt from Zach Galifianakis (300) Comment with Facebook



Strange Radio Signals from Deep Space

“Our result is important because it eliminates any doubt that these radio bursts are truly of cosmic origin,” says McGill’s Professor Victoria Kaspi. It seems like it is only a matter of time now before we hav...


James Merendino director of SLC Punk talks about the upcoming sequel (Podcast)

On this very special super fantastic not gay but very curious episode we interview the director James Merendino. James is best known for his film SLC Punk and is now getting ready to start production on Punks Dead. We invite a...



Robots Teach One Another To Play Pac-Man #WEALLGONNADIE

Story found at our new favorite website iflscience.com (I Fucking Love Science) Robots Teach One Another To Play Pac-Man With it coming nearer to the day when humans will have in-home robotic helpers, it would be much more cohe...


Snow Day: Everyone Gary Knows is Dead – Podcast

Topics Today Include: Will John have a snow day The gilded age of capitalism IE Wage Slavers. NET NEUTRALITY Gary tries one liners Netflix is hated by internet providers We learn what the snow in Philly is actually made of John...



Googling Google – Podcast

We talk about: Google and their plans for world domination Google money Google Google Possibility of life out there and what will they think of Google We get a weather report from news copter Fred YMCA – In Space! (355) C...


May we present – Ice JJ Fish – On The Floor (Official Music Video)

The best part of this is he is NOT joking. For reals. You are welcome…. IceJJFish – On The Floor You’ve heard his music.. you’ve seen his moves.. you asked for it and the time has finally come.. This is ...



Tetris Aliens On Their Way – Podcast

Tetris Aliens On Their Way – The Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John Tonight the show features the two best guest we have ever had, us. That’s right finally a show that is JUST Gary and John again. Back to the basi...


Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For U.K.

Now that’s a headline! It’s the beginning of either a disaster movie or a Disney movie. Either way people will die. Story at Gawker.com: A ghost ship filled with cannibal rats is floating somewhere off the coast o...



5 Kids Stuck in Weird Places

Kids are explorers. The trouble is they are not very capable of thinking ahead. Here we have some kids that got themselves stuck in some interesting places. Where do we keep the silverware again? You can’t just flush them...


10 More Crazy Letters From Kids

So here we go again. Kids are basically little crazy people. Some grow up to be big crazy people. 10 More Crazy Letters From Kids (545) Comment with Facebook



The world’s first flying waiter (Video)

  The world’s first flying tray to deliver the YO! Burger to YO! Sushi lovers This will be great! Until it takes out someones eye. It actually looks very unstable it’s kind of hilarious. I can imagine being ner...


First Ever Sea-Monster Footage

For real!? WTF is this thing? It’s a Sea-Monster. I hope it’s not this fish I flushed when I was younger. I really wanted a fish but then it died because I forgot you had to feed them. (342) Comment with Facebook





 
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