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  • 1st Show of 2018 – Standing up to Wipe

    Our first show of 2018 Gary’s hemorrhoids need a doctor Standing up to wipe in the bathroom, the only way Gary punches his sister Anger management The wheel of topics The most fun you had last year Be Kind ReWind…
  • Happy New Year – Gary gets Sexual Harrased

    We ring in the new year with hilarity! Gary get’s sexually harassed at a pool hall We find out how many beers the Captain drinks during our shows Christmas recaps – The Captain is Oprah “You get a laptop and y...
  • The Captain, a lot of Adderall and a trip to Florida

    The Captain’s $8 haircut – John’s $29 Haircut Do you prefer a man or woman cutting your hair? Gary orders hair in his food at Sonic – The Captain sends food back How the Captain met Cheryl The Captain ba...
  • The Pot Cookie Episode

    The Captain eats a pot cookie Doug stops by so John hits on him John deals with a whistler on his bus The Captain challenges us to a whistling contest Is doing wheelies cool? The captain tried a wheelie recently We rate each ot...
 
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Movie Temper Tantrum Supercut

If you plan on watching this at work on your lovely Friday then turn it down. Unless you work with a bunch of truckers. Found on fark.com. Be Kind ReWind…


Fountain of Eternal Youth is Here

Well this is pretty good news. Researchers  have discovered a safe method to turn adult blood cells “all the way back to the way [they were] when that person was a 6-day-old embryo.“ No that doesn’t mean th...


Man Of Steel To Feature Wonder Woman Cameo?

Possibly. wegotthiscovered.com has more info then I do. I am looking forward to the movie but I am more of a Marvel man myself. From what I’m hearing, the studio isn’t opposed to doing a cameo and if the timing works out (i...


WTF!? A ‘Carrie’ remake too?

Just stop it! Please Hollywood STOP IT! I have said this before but they are not listening to me. Have an original god damn idea for once! please from cinemablend.com First Carrie Remake Images Drench Chloe Moretz In Blood Ente...


Piece of Shit Thursdays| Basketball Player Caught on Video Beating His Girlfriend

The title might be misleading because I will not be posting a story about a shitty person every Thursday mainly because HowsYourRobot is supposed to be a place of fun happy good times! Except for that story a few days ago o...


The Toxic Avenger again…maybe..and maybe John Travolta?

They are planning on make a “toned down” Toxic Avenger again missing the point. Better yet is John Travolta planning on playing the Tromaville Character? geeksofdoom.com gives us the story: John Travolta Rumored to ...


Good News and Bad News

I am going to try to do this let’s say once a week if I remember but we will have a new feature …Drum roll…….. Good News and Bad News! Which is as it sounds. First the Good News! Students Who Binge Drink...


A Book Written Entirely in DNA

They did it just to prove that they can do it. But also to demonstrate how much information DNA can hold. Future computers could have information stored in DNA strands. How much information can they hold? a shit ton. One ...