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    Who da fuq is Thanos? – Podcast

    We give an update on the riots in Ferguson We give you a Robin Williams theory (hint: some meds have dangerous side effects) Rob Schneider, conspiracy nut or amazing actor…maybe neither?? Which obviously leads us to talk...
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    We are Robin Williams We are Mike Brown We are GROOT!

    We get right down on it and ride it like we owe it money: First up we pay our respects to the great Robin Williams, yes we do have tiny small hearts in the middle of our black souls. John tells his Robin William story, this mak...
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    Mysterious Lake Appears In The Middle Of The Desert

    Seems like that should be considered a good thing. Either that or it is the end of the world. Regardless you should still go to work tomorrow. Also, as you can see in the picture the people decided it would be a good idea to ju...
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    EmDrive Engine for Space Travel is Breaking the Laws of Physics

    We need to get off this planet, if not for the the fact that we are not  treating it well then maybe just because we can. Some really smart guy said something about not doing things because they are easy but because they are h...
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Plants Can Hear Themselves Being Eaten

Now what are vegans going to eat!? I guess the bigger questions now is do the plants care and can they feel it? Full story at I Fucking Love Science.com: A small, flowering plant called Arabidopsis thaliana can hear the vibr...


Tyler Perry Presents the Halfassed Podcast and Dr Smitty

We have ANOTHER one of the guys from GeekyUniverse.com and this guy says HE is the boss Bobby Smith is the guest and he is great at impregnating white women Bobby has a Youtube channel DOCTOR SMITTY! He is a real doctor so of c...


HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – Part 1 – “Together As One” Teaser Trailer

CITIZENS: The Capitol requires your viewing of President Snow’s official Panem Address, “Together As One,” brought to you by Capitol TV in stunning 4K. President Snow’s Panem Address – “Toget...


Mike from Arcade Recall Stops by The Show – PODCAST

Mike “Super Bald and Polish” Tomaszewski from Arcade Recall on YouYube hangs out with us today Mike has a motto “You can be happy” Mike is bald John is late for the show We talk about old video games We ...


Vacation To The Moon For $150 Million

Vacation To The Moon Sign me up! Actually I am most likely all talk when it comes to this. It sounds like an amazing adventure but it could also be worded as “Pay us $150 and you have a pretty good chance of dying on the ...


This one is about Summer and also Robots – Podcast

Summer is here! Gare Bear and the Silly Goose break it down Wives and the heat Missouri is hot Gary has been to Hawaii, rubs it in John’s face Volcanos in Missouri John’s live near the beach, rubs it in Gary’s...


Preventing cable company fuckery and Net Neutrality – Podcast

Intro music by John and Mr Dibs We talk Net Neutrality with our web expert Lee Kancher of Right Brain Group a super awesome web and graphic design company out of Philadelphia. They do a lot more than that so check them out Th...


Gay Marriage and Cosmos – The Halfassed Podcast

We have a show and this is what we talked about this week: John realizes what could have been Gay Marriage in PA – Awesome! Gary came out at work as an atheist We are free to do what we want any ol’ time Good atheis...