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  • The Captain Show Featuring John

    Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...
  • Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

    This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...
  • John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

    John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…
  • Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

    We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...
 
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Union vs The Military – The Captain vs Eagles Fans – John vs The Traveling Salesman

We talk about one of Gary’s recent Facebook battles The Captain at the NFL draft in Philadelphia Kicking peoples babies John gets a visit from a traveling salesman Be Kind ReWind…


On the Sly with Director Michael Rubenstone

Our guest today is actor, director, musician and documentary film maker Michael Rubenstone  We talk about his film “ON THE SLY: IN SEARCH OF THE FAMILY STONE” One man’s search for the prolific funk legend, ...


The Captain Poops His Pants

We start with a radio tease like the true professionals we are Gary’s Ford 150 is a snitch, but that’s not the REAL story Masturbation habits and locations Cheryl and the Wheel of Topics! The wheel finally lands on ...


The Last Time We Cried

We start with some technical difficulties John helps the captain get his mic working Saint Gary helps the homeless WrestleMania Recap The last time we all cried The Captain cried recently for an VERY interesting reaso Cheryl...


The WrestleMania Special and Colon Sex

Last time we did a wrestling special the Captain was a guest expert, now he is just an expert The Captain explains wrestling to a drunk guy Cheryl joins the show The Undertaker The titles of our documentaries would be…. W...


Mark Bunker vs Scientology and Zombie Kids

Very special guest Mark Bunker joins us to talk about Scientology and  the media he produces Mark is number 7 on the “Top 25 people crippling Scientology” list He won an Emmy and now can call himself a guest on the...


Special Guest: Joan “Slingshot” Gouveia

Today the one and only Slingshot from “Hey Slingshot” on Central Valley Talk TV Day Drinking Gary Joan lived in a tree – Punk rock Joan gives John a nickname, or maybe Jon, or the Captain. Which John is Jon o...


All Our Guest Die – John on Vacation – Our Role Models

John joins live from his fancy vacation in…Ohio…. All our potential guest die Wheel of Topics: Our role models Off track betting, a classy event The captain’s workout routine The new heath care plan Be Kind R...