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  • Taste Test for Crazy – Thought and Prayers

    Thought and Prayers don’t seem to be working Taste test for crazy Gary’s impression of the Captain Gary bought a gun The pool table incident Penis squeezing Wheel of topics – get’s uncomfortable What was...
  • Philadelphia Eagles and the City of Champions

    The Eagles won the Super Bowl. We talk about the celebration with the Capitan of the Eagles fan base Punching a horse and eating horse poop Jason Kelce’s speech Is the Captain a fair weather fan Did Philadelphia burn itse...
  • James Merendino Rides Again Rightwise

    James Merendino joins us again to talk about his upcoming project . We get into some of today’s hottest news items We find out about another game of truth or dare between John and another guy A mind bending, heart racing...
  • 1st Show of 2018 – Standing up to Wipe

    Our first show of 2018 Gary’s hemorrhoids need a doctor Standing up to wipe in the bathroom, the only way Gary punches his sister Anger management The wheel of topics The most fun you had last year Be Kind ReWind…
 
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Super Awesome Nerd Show with Gary and John

The Captain is in Washington – Gary cut his hair John and Gary talk about all the latest super-hero movies Bruce Wayne and his history of being abused as a child Spider-man, spider man doing the things a spider can Game o...


The Bipolar Mania Show!

John is having a bad week The bus ladies strike again Pooping your pants The Captain’s Dad and the dirty sock We talk about our mental health issues The Captain is bipolar  – John’s general anxiety disorder T...


The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show

The Captain’s kids heard last weeks show John has a question for the guys What the kids today mean when they say they are “talking” to someone the Captain learns some slang The wheel of topics Best president e...


Dating the Captain’s Daughter

Gary is one of the good riders, despite all the accidents why we rescheduled The Captain has Questions John is running daddy day care the captains awkward experience – caught in the act dating the captain’s daughter, wi...


Gary’s Day In Court Part 2

Gary is back in front of the judge We go to the fashion police Kohls Cash The Captain is going to the Warped Tour Wheel of Topics Our Laminated Lists Be Kind ReWind…


Gary Picks a Winner

The gangsta rap live read for our new sponsor Amazon Did Gary listen to last week? Gary decides the winner of which story was gayer We have a winner More guy on guy stories from our youth Wheel of topics Which summer movies ar...


The Captain Show Featuring John

Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...


Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...