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  • The Pot Cookie Episode

    The Captain eats a pot cookie Doug stops by so John hits on him John deals with a whistler on his bus The Captain challenges us to a whistling contest Is doing wheelies cool? The captain tried a wheelie recently We rate each ot...
  • Black Friday Shopping – Happy Thanksgiving Last Week

    The Captain burned his foot off There’s a baby in the Captain’s house Is it gay if it happened a 25 years ago? How was your Thanksgiving? The only Henderson left in the world Getting caught spanking it Garol Murkel ...
  • Robot Revolution – A Bombshell is Dropped

    The robot revolution Sexual Harassment and Sexual Misconduct everywhere Al Franken – Is he touching her? The great debate The debate grows heated A bombshell is dropped by one of the host The wheel of topics Be Kind ReWin...
  • John and The Captain are Sexually Harassed by Louie C.K.

    The John and Jon show with Jon and John featuring the Captain #FreeMeekMIll – The Captain goes to a protest Sexual misconduct in the comedy scene What did Louie do John tells the Captain about a fun night of truth or dare...
 
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The Captain Show Featuring John

Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...


Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...


John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…


Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...


Gary Joins the Show from Jail

We get an update on Gary’s court battle To wear a tie or not to wear a tie, that is the question Brothers and sisters! We have a therapy session with the Captain What is our favorite mantras?   Be Kind ReWind…


Do not listen to this if we are dead

Is Gary going to jail? THE MALWARE CONSPIRACY THE CHRIS CORNELL CONSPIRACY Cheryl is Wonder Woman What would we not want our kids to hear Be Kind ReWind…


Worst Jobs Ever, Trump This Trump That

We start with some always positive Trump talk Worst jobs ever Mopping up….. Wheel of topics The most depressing show ever, and then hilarity ensues   Be Kind ReWind…


Gary and John Choose a Religion

Gary gives a post nap review of Guardians of the Galaxy Explaining the movie in Wrestling talk to the Captain Cinco de Mayo celebrations, The Captain drinks some Mexican beer The new health care plan Trump is a dick We need to ...