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  • The Captain Show Featuring John

    Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...
  • Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

    This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...
  • John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

    John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…
  • Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

    We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...
 
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Alternative Model Jess Glitches Joins the Show

We have a guest this week. Jess Glitches joins us for some fun and weird questions We do Marry, Bang, Kill at the beginning of the show and at the end to see if anything changed Captain vs the Soda tax Creepy photographers How ...


Both Popes and Mr T – The 2016 Year in Review Special

We review 2016 A couple of people died, we go through them We give our picks for celebrity deaths in 2017 Be Kind ReWind…


The 2016 Christmas Holiday Super Fantastic Special Extravaganza

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Gary got an early present, in his butt We talk about our childhood memories of the holiday Best / Worst presents Our wishes for 2017 Be Kind ReWind…


A Playground for Asian Men

As everyone should during Festivus, we air our grievances  A guest that doesn’t show up Where do people listen to podcast Why Gary doesn’t listen to podcast More porn and the stem cell spray A playground for Asian ...


Taking Care of the Kid

We talk about bullies The future of bullying The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun us a bully with a gun John has a story – 90’s porn We learn what the Captain means when he says he is “taking care of...


Spider-Man: Homecoming Official Trailer HD

Finally. A Spider-Man not player by a 30 yr old trying to look 16. Welcome back to the Marvel cinematic universe! Be Kind ReWind…


Fight for 15 – UPS Woes – Solar Scam

Try this one on for size John is upset at UPS and takes it out on Gary and the Captain Trump and those Indiana jobs Gary joins the protest – Fight for 15 Obama tries to scam John with some solar power Be Kind ReWind…


Thanksgiving and the Food Bank

We talk about our Thanksgivings Fire at the Captain’s home The Captain shuts down a food bank The Captain and John explain what row homes are Wednesday before Thanksgiving, the biggest drinking night in the entire univers...