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  • The Captain Show Featuring John

    Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...
  • Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

    This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...
  • John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

    John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…
  • Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

    We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...
 
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NASA Working on First Warp Engine FOR REAL!

Warp 9… Engage! Hooray for smart people!! I’m sure at one time the idea of the smart phones we have now seemed impossible or more science fiction then reality. Everyday we see more innovations and leaps in scienti...


Does artificial intelligence pose a threat to humanity?

Finally, someone is looking into this! I post a lot of stories in here about the advancement in robotics and joke about how dangerous it is to be creating these talented robots. Maybe one day they, like in the movies, will de...


Star Trek Into Darkness Official Plot Synopsis

The villain is not Khan. It is most likely Gary Mitchell. Not a very intimidating name for a bad guy. I did not know who he was but I looked it up and the info is below. I thought J.J. (we are on a first double initial name bas...


Robot Trailers | Dark Skies

Nothing like a good alien abduction movie right?! Release Date: February 22, 2013


First Ever | Nintendo Commercial

  I remember losing my shit when I first saw this. No little boy ever wanted anything more than I wanted this damn machine and Santa did not disappoint. Take a little break from your shopping frenzy and check it the first ...


Elmo Resigns

We live in a world where our lives have become so public that nothing we do will ever be considered private. In the near future I think it will even be looked back on as weird that we used to have secrets. This one is bad. If y...


Dog boogers enable paralyzed dogs to walk again

OK so it’s not boogers but that makes for a good story don’t it? What they actually used were cells found in the dog’s noses. Pretty amazing. One thing that troubled me about the experiment was the control ...