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  • The Captain Show Featuring John

    Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...
  • Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

    This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...
  • John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

    John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…
  • Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

    We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...
 
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Man Of Steel To Feature Wonder Woman Cameo?

Possibly. wegotthiscovered.com has more info then I do. I am looking forward to the movie but I am more of a Marvel man myself. From what I’m hearing, the studio isn’t opposed to doing a cameo and if the timing works out (i...


WTF!? A ‘Carrie’ remake too?

Just stop it! Please Hollywood STOP IT! I have said this before but they are not listening to me. Have an original god damn idea for once! please from cinemablend.com First Carrie Remake Images Drench Chloe Moretz In Blood Ente...


Piece of Shit Thursdays| Basketball Player Caught on Video Beating His Girlfriend

The title might be misleading because I will not be posting a story about a shitty person every Thursday mainly because HowsYourRobot is supposed to be a place of fun happy good times! Except for that story a few days ago o...


The Toxic Avenger again…maybe..and maybe John Travolta?

They are planning on make a “toned down” Toxic Avenger again missing the point. Better yet is John Travolta planning on playing the Tromaville Character? geeksofdoom.com gives us the story: John Travolta Rumored to ...


Good News and Bad News

I am going to try to do this let’s say once a week if I remember but we will have a new feature …Drum roll…….. Good News and Bad News! Which is as it sounds. First the Good News! Students Who Binge Drink...


A Book Written Entirely in DNA

They did it just to prove that they can do it. But also to demonstrate how much information DNA can hold. Future computers could have information stored in DNA strands. How much information can they hold? a shit ton. One ...


UFO using the sun to refuel?

If this is a UFO then it is apparently bigger then our planet. I was skeptical until I saw what appears to be it pulling away towards the end of the video. MSNBC is calling it a solar eruption. Maybe What do you think? Be Kin...


Robot Trailers| Down in the Flood a Documentary on Bob Dylan and The Band

Down in the Flood will be released on DVD September 25th. Be Kind ReWind…