What's New
  • The Captain Show Featuring John

    Our new sponsors We talk about our Father’s days The Captain and John have their own AMA After one question we end up on a very different path We try to get Cheryl and Lauren to settle a debate which does not help a thing...
  • Big Tippers and the Cosby Verdict

    This show was recorded Thursday June 15th, a couple of days before the Cosby trial verdict came in. Who had that news even before the judge!? You’re god damn right…the Halfassed Podcast news team Gary tips the pizza...
  • John vs the Bus Ladies – Over the Top

    John vs The Bus Ladies Over the Top – 2nd Greatest Action Movie? Best Actor Portrayals of Real People The Greatest generation Be Kind ReWind…
  • Kathy Griffin and the Great Tom Brady battle of 2017

    We attempt to talk about the Kathy Griffin situation, instead what will be known as “The great tom Brady battle of 2017” Things were said, names were called…in the end we all made up. Listen to the madness &nb...
 
Upcoming Movies
 
 

The Latest

What are The Odds of Intelligent Alien Life? | TED-ED Series

With the mind boggling size of the Universe I would think the odds would be pretty high right? Let’s find out… thanks to ed.ted.com for the link. Make sure to visit the lesson page for more details. Could there b...


The slowest slow motion to ever be slowed so we can see light move…slow.

TED Ed has some of the more amazing videos on the internet. Search them out and enjoy. In this one  Ramesh Raskar demonstrates his “femto-photography,” a slow motion technique that achieves one trillion frames per secon...


New Cave Spider Species Discovered and it has CLAWS!!

Sometimes real life is more terrifying then the movies. Meet Trogloraptor, fearsomeness incarnate. The creature more than lives up to its name—it is, in fact, an eight-legged showcase for scientific novelty. The spider somew...


Weather Warning Graphic Includes…Satan?

If you slow down and pause the weather warning graphic for Channel 4 in Tennessee you will find an extra special suprise..Satan! Weird to say the least… Thanks to theinterrobang.com for the link Be Kind ReWind…


Reward Offered to Find Scumbag Who Tied Dogs To Railroad Tracks

What horrible piece of shit human beings. A $5,000 reward was offered Wednesday for information leading to an arrest and conviction of a man who tied three dogs to railroad tracks, where two were killed by a train and one survi...


New Trend: Rich Kids Instagraming Receipts

Ugh I can’t think of anything more obnoxious then a rich kid thinking this is something that will impress someone. If you are into that kinda thing you can find more images these rich little douches are posting. Here is o...


Our Sun is Perfect – It’s more perfectly round than anything else in the natural world

HA! Take that other universes! I realize the statement they are making is pretty bold considering how big the Universe is and how would we know it is the sun is the “most perfect” naturally occurring sphere. I t...


Is Vin Diesel going to be ‘The Vision” in the next Avengers movie? OR does he just really really want to be…

Vin Dielsel is dropping hints, or he is juts a fan boy. He recenlty changed his Facebook header and profile pic to featiure the Marvel character ‘The Vision’ Bleedingcool.com has more: The Vision, as my comics-chall...