Posts Tagged ‘robot news’

John and The Captain are Sexually Harassed by Louie C.K.

The John and Jon show with Jon and John featuring the Captain #FreeMeekMIll – The Captain goes to a protest Sexual misconduct in the comedy scene What did Louie do John tells the Captain about a fun night of truth or dare...


The WrestleMania Special and Colon Sex

Last time we did a wrestling special the Captain was a guest expert, now he is just an expert The Captain explains wrestling to a drunk guy Cheryl joins the show The Undertaker The titles of our documentaries would be…. W...



Special Guest: Joan “Slingshot” Gouveia

Today the one and only Slingshot from “Hey Slingshot” on Central Valley Talk TV Day Drinking Gary Joan lived in a tree – Punk rock Joan gives John a nickname, or maybe Jon, or the Captain. Which John is Jon o...


All Our Guest Die – John on Vacation – Our Role Models

John joins live from his fancy vacation in…Ohio…. All our potential guest die Wheel of Topics: Our role models Off track betting, a classy event The captain’s workout routine The new heath care plan Comment w...



Sean Spicer joins us with some “Alternative Facts”

Cheryl’s wheel of topics Gary “fights right to work” Union this Union that – The Battle cry Royal Rumble in 5 minutes Special guest Sean Spicer answers some questions his way Comment with Facebook


The Presidential Inauguration Special

We talk about the inauguration of 45th President Donald Trump until we get sidetracked by shiny things The Captain is not taking this well Pile of Shoes returns The Captain’s birthday The best thing about the show Comme...



Thanksgiving and the Food Bank

We talk about our Thanksgivings Fire at the Captain’s home The Captain shuts down a food bank The Captain and John explain what row homes are Wednesday before Thanksgiving, the biggest drinking night in the entire univers...


The First Appearance of the Captain

Since Thanksgiving is this week we are using this week to give thanks We are thankful for meeting Jon The Captain McCann who is now a member of the show, this was his first guest appearance where he told us all about his still ...



Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer #2 (Official)

DARTH MUTHA FUCKIN VADER!!!!!!!! Published on Oct 13, 2016 Watch the official second trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, in which Jyn Erso leads a group of unlikely heroes to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire...


Pets – The Debate – When Your Boss Calls You Chris Farley

We learn the Captain’s new nick name at work The Captain and John reenact the debates for Gary Our last episode killed Gary’s Dog This is a show with more topics to list then there is room for, so just listen Commen...



Time Travel Show Recorded in the Past About the Future of The Past Future Show

Every once in awhile we can not do a new show. But you the listener should never suffer! So we record shows like this in the past to be played in the future. Let’s see how right we get it. We also hear from two old friend...


The Captain Gets a Job – Pooping at Work

We talk about the  Dakota Access pipeline because no one else is A new bacon delivery system “I don’t want to throw cheerios on your parade but….” The Captain gets a job The Captain and his pooping at ...



The Halfassed Podcast – Everything is all Flowers and Sunshine

Despite what you might be seeing on the news and social media, everything in life is actually flowers and sunshine! More bad stuff in the news again This week in Religion vs This week in Science We find new, friendlier words fo...


Gary and John – World Travelers

We used our time machine again for this one. Since we are fancy boys we had to record the show in the past from the future….wait what? Gary goes to Hawaii, John goes to Montreal and the listeners get to go to hilarious t...



The Halfassed Podcast – John’s Birthday Extravaganza

John’s tent installing business John’s Birthday week Was Gary invited to the birthday party?? Brexit Gary is going to Hawaii We touch again on the on going gun debate again John was 134% right in a previous argument...


Halfassed Podcast – Split Brain Theory and a Gorilla

Gary is playing a lot of playstation Gary wants John to get a PS4 A heartwarming story from Gary’s childhood John explains ransomware to Gary The creepiness of the Split Brain theory Gary – King of anal John and his...





 
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