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	<itunes:author>the Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John</itunes:author>
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		<title>1 Trillion Cicadas Underground Waiting to Invade The East Coast</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/05/07/1-trillion-cicadas-underground-waiting-to-invade-the-east-coast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 02:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy the nightmares! Originally thought to be about 30 billion cicadas (enough to get to the moon and back by the way) lurking underground ready to take over the east coast has now been estimated to over 1 trillion. According to the Associated Press: This year&#8217;s invasion, Brood II, is one of the bigger ones. Several experts [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/05/07/1-trillion-cicadas-underground-waiting-to-invade-the-east-coast/">1 Trillion Cicadas Underground Waiting to Invade The East Coast</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>HOW&#8217;S YOUR ROBOT&#8217;S 1000TH POST</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/02/23/hows-your-robots-1000th-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We did it! We made it to 1000! That&#8217;s right 1000 posts proving that sometimes I really have nothing better to do than copy and paste stories I find interesting and share them with you. With you the LITTLE PEOPLE. That&#8217;s right, the little people. This website has made me super rich and now I look [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/02/23/hows-your-robots-1000th-post/">HOW&#8217;S YOUR ROBOT&#8217;S 1000TH POST</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Ewww and Coool</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/03/23/ewww-and-coool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Totally gross and totally awesome. Ever sit around wondering what the the thoughts of a roach sound like? Not reading it&#8217;s mind but hearing the neurons fire? Me either but now we can! SpikerBox lets you listen to bugs&#8217; neurons Neurons, the nerve cells that send and receive electrical signals within the body, are one [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/03/23/ewww-and-coool/">Ewww and Coool</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>A Robot Psychic &#8216;Beep Beep Boop You&#8217;re Gonna Die&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/09/a-robot-psychic-beep-beep-boop-youre-gonna-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What jobs WON&#8217;T these robots steal from us !? &#8220;I can tell you your future! Just listen to whats in my pants. discovermagazine.com As technology marches ever onward, robots have taken on more and more of life’s necessary jobs: heavy lifting, precise mechanical manipulations, and, of course, predicting the future. Peppering the fairs and festivals [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/09/a-robot-psychic-beep-beep-boop-youre-gonna-die/">A Robot Psychic &#8216;Beep Beep Boop You&#8217;re Gonna Die&#8217;</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Casper Beat My Wife</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/23/casper-beat-my-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Report from The Smoking Gun: JANUARY 20&#8211;A Wisconsin man charged with domestic abuse told cops that a “ghost” was actually responsible for injuries suffered by his wife, according to police. The bizarre claim by Michael West, 41, did not prevent the Fond du Lac man’s arrest for strangulation, battery, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. West [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/23/casper-beat-my-wife/">Casper Beat My Wife</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Cloaked UFO in video of Mercury</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/02/cloaked-ufo-in-video-of-mercury/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It must be a UFO because the guy who uploaded the video entitled it  &#8220;Amazing huge cloaked UFO next to Mercury.&#8221; (Go to http://bit.ly/sIbc0i.) video below post I am pretty sure that makes it true. But before we all get together to drink the kool-aid or hop on the next flight to some other planet [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/02/cloaked-ufo-in-video-of-mercury/">Cloaked UFO in video of Mercury</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Woman calls 911 because she ate too much</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2011/12/30/woman-call-911-because-she-ate-too-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Mary Ellen Lisee called 911 to come to her Florida motel and told police she had did so because she had eaten too much food When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2011/12/30/woman-call-911-because-she-ate-too-much/">Woman calls 911 because she ate too much</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus image appears again! In some chick&#8217;s sock.</title>
		<link>http://howsyourrobot.com/2011/12/30/jesus-image-appears-again-in-some-chicks-sock/</link>
		<comments>http://howsyourrobot.com/2011/12/30/jesus-image-appears-again-in-some-chicks-sock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny2x</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>(found on The Huffington Post) It&#8217;s feels like it has been a long time since a story of Jesus&#8217; image appeared in anything. I think the lats place was a piece of toast or something. Well he&#8217;s at it again, this time Jesus wanted to make sure he was seen by the right person, at [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com/2011/12/30/jesus-image-appears-again-in-some-chicks-sock/">Jesus image appears again! In some chick&#8217;s sock.</a> appeared first on <a href="http://howsyourrobot.com">How&#039;s Your Robot?</a>.</p>]]></description>
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