How's Your Robot? » weird stories http://howsyourrobot.com Wed, 22 May 2013 13:21:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 the Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John yes the Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John hellorobot@howsyourrobot.com hellorobot@howsyourrobot.com (the Halfassed Podcast with Gary and John) Halfassed Entertainment podcast,funny podcast,entertainment,crazy podcast,best podcast How's Your Robot? » weird stories http://howsyourrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/halfassed-live.png http://howsyourrobot.com United States weekly Never Come Between a Woman and Her Pussy http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/03/04/never-come-between-a-woman-and-her-pussy/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/03/04/never-come-between-a-woman-and-her-pussy/#comments Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:13:46 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=7599 Sorry just had to go there. But the story is just what it sounds like. You should never mess with a crazy cat ladies cat. She will stab your ass. Gawker.com has the info: Woman Stabs Husband to Death for Trying to Kill Her Cat The 56-year-old woman and her husband had, surprisingly, been drinking [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/03/04/never-come-between-a-woman-and-her-pussy/feed/ 0 Toilet seat burns a boys…elbows?? http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/02/12/toilet-seat-burns-a-boys-elbows/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/02/12/toilet-seat-burns-a-boys-elbows/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:43:35 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=7301 I always wondered if Canadians used toilets the same way as us Americans. Maybe not… The Ottawa-Carleton District School Board has introduced stricter cleaning rules after six students sought medical help for chemical burns caused by cleaning materials used on the seat of a toilet in a bathroom at a public school. Five young girls told [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2013/02/12/toilet-seat-burns-a-boys-elbows/feed/ 0 Scientist are going to solve this Bigfoot thing once and for all http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/05/23/scientist-are-going-to-solve-this-bigfoot-thing-once-and-for-all/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/05/23/scientist-are-going-to-solve-this-bigfoot-thing-once-and-for-all/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 14:59:54 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=4230 I was trying to think of something funny to say here but I am just tired of the bigfoot thing. Maybe scientist should spend a little more time on something else…like maybe cancer… That could of been how they decided to work on this. A bunch of cancer researchers sitting around scratching their heads “Boy [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/05/23/scientist-are-going-to-solve-this-bigfoot-thing-once-and-for-all/feed/ 0 Marine Monster Mystery http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/17/marine-monster-mystery/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/17/marine-monster-mystery/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:13:37 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=3285 A little WTF is that for your Tuesday afternoon from our friends at discovery.com A bizarre creature that washed ashore last week in Folly Beach, S.C., sparked speculation in the area and on the Internet that a dead sea monster might have been discovered. The tan-brown animal with greenish patches was strange enough, but what really baffled beachgoers was its [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/17/marine-monster-mystery/feed/ 0 Dyngus Day makes the RidicuList http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/13/dygus-day-makes-the-ridiculist/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/13/dygus-day-makes-the-ridiculist/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 15:36:46 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=3178 Stupid? At least that is what Anderson Cooper thinks. (He did try to say that is not what he meant but we all know the truth.) See the Cooper video where he loses it and laughs like a teenage girl below the story. Basically you listen to polka music while tickling strangers with pussy willows. Dyngus Day, the [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/13/dygus-day-makes-the-ridiculist/feed/ 0 Russia Developing A Zombie Ray Gun http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/10/russia-developing-a-zombie-ray-gun/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/10/russia-developing-a-zombie-ray-gun/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:25:48 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=3012 Via the Herald Sun: While many believed it to be an April Fool’s Day joke, Vladimir Putin has confirmed Russia has been testing mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies. The futuristic weapons — which attack their victims’ central nervous system — are being developed by scientists and could be used against Russia’s [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/10/russia-developing-a-zombie-ray-gun/feed/ 0 Creepy Dentist Keeps Celebrity Teeth http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/05/creepy-dentist-keeps-celebrity-teeth/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/05/creepy-dentist-keeps-celebrity-teeth/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:47:58 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=2827 Weird / Creepy dentist keeps celebrity teeth. And you think it’s great to be rich and famous? Yeah I still do too. Thanks to tmz .com for the story and buzzfeed.com for the link.

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/04/05/creepy-dentist-keeps-celebrity-teeth/feed/ 0 Thomas Edison – The World’s First Ghostbuster http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/24/thomas-edison-the-worlds-first-ghostbuster/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/24/thomas-edison-the-worlds-first-ghostbuster/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 22:17:31 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=2245 What?? WHAT?? Yea you heard me right. Thomas Edison was the world’s first Ghostbuster. Waaaaaaay be fore the guys from that movie. He even made the first proton pack1 story from http://www.cracked.com Thomas Edison is America’s most beloved asshole inventor, famous for stealing other people’s inventions, hiring thugs to physically intimidate his competition and heroically electrocuting an elephant to discredit the use [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/24/thomas-edison-the-worlds-first-ghostbuster/feed/ 0 Facial Recognition Billboard Only Lets Women See the Full Ad http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/22/facial-recognition-billboard-only-lets-women-see-the-full-ad/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/22/facial-recognition-billboard-only-lets-women-see-the-full-ad/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:22:24 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=2197 Imagine how embarrassing this can become when these types of ADs are more popular. You are walking to the bus stop and because of your girly looking face an AD for tampons starts playing just for you. story from htt order cialis p://mashable.com A new kind of outdoor advertisement is being tested on Oxford Street [...]

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]]> http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/02/22/facial-recognition-billboard-only-lets-women-see-the-full-ad/feed/ 1 7 Facts You’re Not Supposed To Know About Religion http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/26/7-facts-youre-not-supposed-to-know-about-religion/ http://howsyourrobot.com/2012/01/26/7-facts-youre-not-supposed-to-know-about-religion/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:53:49 +0000 Johnny2x http://howsyourrobot.com/?p=1655 pssss Hey you..yeah you guess what. Religion has secrets…crazy right!?! Here are some of them (thanks huffingtonpost.com and disinfo.com ) Religion is one of those big taboo topics that many people are terrified to touch: too afraid that others will question their religious loyalties and just as afraid to step on the minefield that is the overhyped [...]

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